A bit off the top

Autumn’s approaching - mist on the river this morning, and the amazing sight of every spider web jewelled with water droplets, hanging in bushes along the banks of the River Lee, like hundreds of tiny galaxies.

I love this bit of innovative promo making

I think it’s meant to say Scottish Tablet. Anyway, it’s not a secret recipe now is it.

A tea dance in Spitalfields Market and Acoustic Ladyland giving it some at the Spitz in it’s last month of existence as a music venue.

It’s a cow of course. Not as good as Picasso’s. Ah, the wonders of light drawing in a field.

I’d only been at Glastonbury for one day, when, like an arse, I lost my phone and had to rely on a network of mates phones for the rest of the festival. Anyway, I wrote to the lost property people who sent me a list of phones that they have, asking me for my IMEI number. Mine wasn’t there.

Of the phones languishing in lost property, 25 were Nokia, 13 were Samsung, 9 were Sony Ericsson, plus there’s 1 Lobster and 1 Sagem. What’s a Lobster? Anyway, Nokia outsells Sony Ericsson by about 450%, and Samsung outsells Sony Ericsson by 200%. This means there should have only been 5 Sony Ericsson phones in lost property, not 9. This isn’t all that scientific as these figures are old, and not just for the UK, but humour me anyway.

Does this mean that Sony Ericsson owners are much more carefree? Or just a bit stupid?

This illuminated image wall was in a nightclub in… Guildford of all places. There were quite a few backlit walls which looked great and were topper for posing in front of for some drunken snaps. This one’s a poor homage to Bruce Forsyth. I did a much better on but it’s one someone else’s camera phone…